Nick Names!
This page lists a partial list of some of the nicknames we have come up with for opposing players. This list will be expanding on a regular basis as we name new opponents. We use this to easily distinguish players. Remembering their real names would be far too difficult but remembering the nick name makes it far easier and funny! None of these names are malicious in nature.
| Dr. Crank | Clubber | Piglet |
| Merlin | NoseBleed | Beach Dig |
| Dolph | Glamour Drawers | Green Shorts Guys |
| Harikari | Cadaver | Speedo |
| Fatty | Weeeeeeeee | Midget |
| Brain | Grumpy Guy | Jesus and Pals |
| Coonskin | Geeks | Spaghetti Arm |
| The Mayor | Rollo | Spider |
| Leprechaun | Boy George | Lady Elaine |
| Gabby | Troll | Vert |
| Old Dudes | Damian (Real name) | Master Blaster |
| Yogi | Lummox | Rhino |
| Screamer | Boris Becker Boys | Big Lug |
| Grantenstein | Diablo | Nascar Dude |
| Caveman | Mr McFeeley | Hassan Chop |
| The Old Man | Sluggo | Flim Flam |
| Bow Legs | Mrs. Cartman | Triangle Head |
| Marlboro Dude | Ms. Piggy | Lerch |
| Alaska Boy | Spider Monkey | Gene Shalit |
| Sharky | Skeletor | Skeletor on Steroids |
| Trash Can Man | Grunter | Sasquatch |
| Bill Gates | Bill Gates's Brother | The Real Vert |
| The Brothers | Big Bear | The Drunk Guys |
| Gruntenstein | Mad Scientist | Clubber |
| Sgt. Dickhead | Pele' | Vendula |
| Sgt. Asshole | Vo-tech | Fat Bastard |
| Grimace | Rollie Fingers | Dave the Postman's Dad |
| Hothead | David Crosby | Handstand Helgi |
| NetRaiser | Mr Fudge | Calisthenics Boys |
| The Brothers (Fat) | Yohan the Explorer | Jiglet |
| Jabba | Manute | Mouth |
| The Three Bears | Clark Kent Shaddup | Bob the Snowbird |
| Vanilla Ice | Tylenol Guy | The Mummy & Mummy 2 |
| Purple Rain | Ace of Ass | Rosey Stovepipe |
| Barrel | Sarong | Pete Sampras |
| Bee Sting | Michael Chang | Young Troy Aikman |
| Pot Belly | Bonnet | Hitchhiker |
| RugRat | Diplomat | Rollins |
| Hill Billies | White Trash | Pop Pop |
| The Skinnies | Crockett & Tubbs | Blink 182 |
| Dogs of the AMS | Drugstore Cowboy | Ivan Drago |
| Super Hothead | Hulk | Baldy |
| Bad Hair Dye Job Guy | Frosty the Tan Kid | Tall and Taller |
| Tall Woody Allen | Terry Crupi 2 | Lloyd Bridges |
| Little Andy | The Woman | Human Torch |
| The Hulkster | Evil Genius | Vulture |
| The Quitters | Bionic Walrus | Neander Jr. |
| Dad and Junior | Red | MPB (Male Pattern Baldness) |
| Christmas Calf | Fabian (real name) | Skinny Fat |
| Exoskeleton | The 70 year Old | Johnny Knoxville |
| Nudge | Old Jackie Chan | The Agents |